OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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