Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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