I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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