just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
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