I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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