I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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