you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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