No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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