kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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