I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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