and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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