I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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