He had one of those small greek statue penises
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And then the night went full on bisexual.
where are my eyebrows?
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