He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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