some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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