I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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