You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Floor bacon is actually really good
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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