i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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