planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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