Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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