I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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