I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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