So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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