Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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