who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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