420 ftw
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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