forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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