covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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