she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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