whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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