Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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