did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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