Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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