Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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