I think I am morally bankrupt
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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