He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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