I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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