YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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