he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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