Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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