hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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