But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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