well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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