Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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