I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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