life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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