i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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