FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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