ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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