You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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